A stunning woman seduced the mailman on the eve of his retirement — but nothing could have prepared him for what she said afterward.
It was his final day after 35 years of faithfully delivering mail through rain, heat, and snow to the same neighborhood.
At the first house, the entire family greeted him warmly, congratulated him, and presented him with a generous gift certificate.
At the second, he received a box of premium imported cigars.
At the third, he was given an assortment of excellent fishing lures.
All along his route, people stopped him with kind words, farewell cards, and thoughtful presents.
When he reached the last house, a breathtaking young blonde answered the door wearing a sheer negligee. Without a word, she took his hand, led him inside, and upstairs, where they shared an unforgettable and intimate encounter.
Later, she brought him down to the kitchen and served a lavish breakfast — eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, fresh orange juice, and finally a hot cup of coffee.
As she placed the coffee in front of him, he noticed a single dollar bill tucked beneath the cup.
“This has been incredible,” he said. “But why the dollar?”
She smiled and replied, “Last night I told my husband it was your last day and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what we should give you.”
“He said, ‘Screw him — give him a dollar.’”
Blushing slightly, she added, “The breakfast was my idea.”
